Dawg, they’re headcanons.
"The only reason Double has a mid-air jump is because one of the staff made a ‘Double Jump’ joke and everyone else loved it."
OHH for the pc version?? Okay, that makes sense. I have the full version for the PS3 uwu !!
What do you mean full version…? Like, the other dlc characters’ story modes??
"Filia attempts to bleach blond Sampson on occasions, but fails horribly."